“How do you do, fellow kids?”

By Corey Williams
May 21, 2019
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What do millennials like? Avocados. What does Disney like? Money from millennials.

That’s why, I assume, it just launched an avocado-themed merchandise collection—complete with mouse-eared pits.

OK, I admit it, the design is kind of cute. Just look at this tumbler...

Buy it here for $14.95.

...and this baseball cap...

Buy it here for $16.95.

...and this perfect-for-guac dip bowl

Buy it here for $16.95.

...heck, you can even buy Disney-ified avocado salt and pepper shakers.

Buy them here for $14.95.

So, yeah, this is obviously a cheap (three years too late) ploy to appeal to avocado-obsessed youths. But you know what? We’re here for it.

Prices range from $9.95-$16.95. Shop the collection here.

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