Avocado on a Stick and 6 Other Ridiculous (but Actual) Avocado Products
Unnecessary Inventions’ Avocado on a Stick is the strange avocado-deodorant stick hybrid that had people talking.
The U.S is pretty much obsessed with avocados—our consumption has tripled in the last 20 years—and the fruit has basically become an icon of the millennial generation. You can now find avocados in a pretty wide range of consumer goods. But the latest avocado product really has people talking.
Essentially, this invention is mashed avocado shoved into an empty deodorant stick—which when you think about it, is pretty darn useful for spreading onto toast and preventing food waste. Plus, it's pretty portable. Though how you'd keep the avocado from turning brown is anyone's guess.
Fortunately it's not real. Unnecessary Inventions, an Instagram account dedicated to silly, useless products, “debuted” their Avocado on a Stick a few weeks ago, leaving followers (and the food news world at large) both excited and grossed out.
While you won’t be able to find the Avocado on a Stick in stores anytime soon (or likely ever), we found some pretty fun avocado-themed products that will make your life much more fruitful.
MojiPower Avocado Portable Power Bank
Because your iPhone needs to be fueled with good fats too! OK, maybe not, but how adorable is this charger from Urban Outfitters? Plus, it’s only $28, which is a much better price than some of the other iPhone-compatible chargers out there.
Shop Now: MojiPower Avocado Portable Power Bank, $28
Poppy & Fritz Avocados Sheets
Sweet dreams are made of these, and who are we to disagree? These cutesy avocado printed sheets are cute for a kids’ room (or your own) and can even fit those extra-long dorm room mattresses. These sheets are offered in Twin, Twin XL, Full, and Queen sizes.
Shop Now: Poppy & Fritz Avocados 200-Thread-Count Sheets, $34.99-69.99
Glow Recipe Avocado Melt Sleeping Mask
We are big fans of Glow Recipe skincare (one of our former editors swears by their Watermelon Sleeping Mask), and this avocado-based face mask is sure to please as well. It’s formulated with honey to help moisturize and plump even the driest of skin. Sign us up!
Shop Now: Glow Recipe Avocado Melt Sleeping Mask, $58.55
LookHuman “I Know I’m Extra” Avocado Mug
We all have that person who is just a little bit more “extra” than everyone else, and if you don’t, it’s probably you! This mug is perfect for the person in your life (or yourself) who simply demands the best and doesn’t think that’s too much to ask for. Like guac. And it only sets you back $10!
Shop Now: LookHuman I Know I’m Extra Avocado White Mug, $9.99
Looking for some tasty ways to use real avocados?
Jasonwell Inflatable Avocado Pool Float
2019 seems to be the year of the crazy pool floats—and this avocado is perfect for joining in on the fun and floating on all season long. Plus, the inflatable pit also serves as a beach ball, making for twice the fun. You’ve got to snag this one while you still can!
Shop Now: Jasonwell Inflatable Avocado Pool Float, $25
Kiehl’s Creamy Eye Treatment With Avocado
Forget cucumbers! This avocado-based eye cream helps you look like you slept a full eight hours even if it was really just five. This product is dermatologist and ophthalmologist-tested and safe for all skin types.
Shop Now: Kiehl’s Creamy Eye Treatment With Avocado, $30